Archive for March, 2002

Honest Abe nails it

So sez the former prez:

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.”

– U.S. President Abraham Lincoln, Nov. 21, 1864
(letter to Col. William F. Elkins)

from the always thought-provoking metafilter

Springtime in Maine

Old man winter passed us by this year, but he must have made a deal with his buddy Spring cause for our first day of spring this year, we got this:

And for his second act, we got the coldest day of the year for Friday and then a weekend of just barely above freezing temps. Thankfully summer is on his way to remind me why I love living up here ;-)

New camera kicks booty

So….the new camera kicks ass, I am very pleased. Note the sample photo here, I was doing about 85 while I took this, the camera is set to basically medium quality, and yet you can simultaneously make out the hairs on the back of my hand and the trees on the side of the road.

note that I am fully aware this isn’t a very safe thing to do. Also note there’s not a car in sight.

Technology sucks

I spent the weekend at Nick’s, at the end of which I concluded that technology sucks. It seemed like everything we tried this weekend when it came to computers ended up failing abysmally. In no particular order we:

  • failed to get Nick’s WinME computer working such that it could copy CD’s (and I tried everything, yes, including updating the ASPI layer or whatever that thing’s called, plus I tried 5 different cd authoring apps)
  • failed to get Warlords battlecry II working such that we could play a networked game for more than 10 minutes at a time (it kept crashing)
  • failed repeated attempts to watch Battle Royale (I ended up solving this problem at home)
  • We failed to fix Nick’s install of Urban Terror, which is prone to emitting an endless series of boinging noises (we made some progress but it is still broken)
  • There’s probably a few other things I’ve since forgotten.

By the end of the weekend both of us were joking about what losers we were. On a positive note we did manage to get my Playstation 2 working with his stereo system. We had to go to Radio Shack and buy a box that converts RCA output to Coax output since his tv only has a coax in cable and you can’t run a DVD player through a VCR due to the Macrovision copy protection.

The lesson I took away from this weekend was: the PS2 rocks, never any compatibility issues. Just plug in a game and wheee, away you go.

Twisted flick from Japan

On a whim, I bid on a copy of a Japanese flick, Battle Royale, after catching a reference to it that piqued my interest. I watched it this weekend. The plot is a sort of mix of Arnold’s “the Running Man” and “Lord of the Flies” with a hint of “the Most Dangerous Game.’ A 40 or so person junior high school class of Japanese students is sentenced to Battle Royale on an uninhabited island. Each is given a random weapon, some supplies, and forced to wear a collar that will explode if they try to escape or linger too long in areas of the island that have been declared off limits. They have 3 days to kill each other off down to the last student, otherwise all of their collars will explode, killing everyone. What follows is brutal (and I mean brutal) violence as the kids careen around the island doing each other in with crossbows, automatic weapons, hatchets, poison, and various other implements of violence.

All in all it was an entertaining ‘b’ caliber flick. The ending is too pat, the violence is disgustingly explicit, and there are some plot holes you could park a corrola in, but I still enjoyed it.

Apparantly there is zero hope of this ever making it to the US. As far as I can tell the best way to score a copy is off of ebay, where you can find it for as little as $6 on VCD and around $20 on DVD.

why you should always bring your camera

As I was walking out the door to lunch today I engaged in an internal debate - to bring the camera or not to bring the camera. I decided not to because I was only headed to the sandwhich shop up the road, 2 blocks away, and it’s a miserable gray day outside.

So I get a half block away from my office and I spy 2 crows scoping out a squirrel, who was digging around in the wood shavings at the base of a tree that had been recently cut down. After a couple of seconds of scoping him out, both crows converged on him. The squirrel stood up to them for maybe 4-5 seconds, standing on his hind legs and eyeing one of them, then turned tail and ran. What he had I don’t know, and as far as I could tell the crows didn’t find it either, but I do wish I had my camera with me to capture it. From now on it comes with me, bad weather or no.

Why do spiders get to have all the fun

So check out the spiders on drugs and tell me why I shouldn’t give up the habit of drinking a few cups of coffee every morning and move towards….more recreational substances?

Visiting Nick’s place

I’m just testing the software to show Nick how weblogging software works, ignore this please, I’ll post photos this week.

Laugh of the day

I can’t speak to how true this is for the Japanese, but it’s spot-on for the U.S.

A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.

Afterwards, the American team became very discouraged and morally depressed.

The American management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found. A “Measurement Team,” made up of senior management was formed. They would investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was that the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the Americans had 1 person rowing and
8 people steering.

So American management hired a consulting company and paid them incredible amounts of money. They advised that too many people were steering the boat and not enough people were rowing.

To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to four steering supervisors, three area steering superintendents and one assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the one person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the “Rowing Team “Quality First” Program,” with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower: “We must give the rower empowerment and enrichments through this quality program.”

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. Then they gave a High Performance Award to the steering managers and distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.

Gotta love the Japanese.

I’ve lived this. It often amazes me how well the US does internationally given my direct observations of the management culture in this country.

My birthday present

So after much thought, I decided to get myself a new digital camera for myself for my birthday. Nothing too fancy, the main selling point is that Canon makes a relatively inexpensive watertight enclosure for the camera so that I can take it out with me on the Kayak without fear of ruining the camera. The camera also has addon lenses that will allow me to get macro and wide angle lenses relatively cheaply. Soon there should be more photos posted to this space as a result ;-)

I want one

Hey check out this thing Olympia introduced at CeBit. Turns any flat surface into a speaker for about $45. I want one!

Oozing muzak spewing slime creature

invades my computer and brings a big smile to my face. Story at 11.

who am I kidding. There’s no story. But enjoy the link. Requires Flash btw

Gothic achieves classic status…

…in the book of dave. Gothic is an original mix of gameplay elements from Tomb Raider, the classic adventure game types, and action RPG games like System Shock and Deus Ex. When I first got it I spent about an hour playing and decided it was too hard and contained too much dialog, but folks kept popping up on usenet talking about how great it was and how you had to get past the first couple of hours of the game. So after I built my new machine I tried it again and I have to say it’s an awesome, awesome game. The first couple of hours are rough since you have basically no combat skills ….
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Y.A.S.T.

YAST (Yet Another Stupid Thing) I’ve noticed is how every time I stick a post-it note to my computer monitor, I have to attach a piece of scotch tape to it so it doesn’t fall off of my monitor after a day or two. What the hell is the point of the notes if they won’t stay stuck? Phooey.

Endless republican hypocrisy

Once again the news has pissed me off. The republican economic platform is so completely full of shit, it astounds me that people don’t notice it. A true expression of their campaign plank for the upcoming campaign ought to be

We believe in completely unrestrained free trade and free competition unless some of our rich buddies start to lose money, in which case all bets are off

I won’t get going on the whole ’states rights, unless our candidate is going to lose’ issue again, I promise

I wish my dimwitted fellow citizens would wake up to this bullshit. God, and I thought I really hated Reagan.

My elvish name is….

Meldon, what’s yours?

For my next trick, I’ll start hanging with the trekkies and posting in Klingon.
;-)

cool link of the day

Check out these awesome little remote controlled cars. For $50 you can race a car around your desk and amaze your co-workers… or torment your cat, whichever floats your boat. Check out the movie for a sense of how small and maneuverable they are.

courtesy of /.